Born and raised in Houston.
Artistically honed in Chicago.
Wearing sunscreen in Los Angeles.

I come with a lot of lore. I studied performance in Houston, moved to Chicago for the storefront theatre scene, spending nearly a decade as a commercial and animation voiceover artist—so when I say voice is intrinsic to how I think, I mean it literally.

I got my startup sea legs by managing email marketing channels (shoutout to my 2007 Livejournal for the HTML skills), but craved a more creative day-to-day. I wanted to be a copywriter, so I taught myself and convinced someone to hire me. I then aspired to be a beauty editor, so I taught myself…and convinced someone to hire me. Sensing a theme? Yes, I’m entirely self taught and you’re being convinced to hire me. I just really love a good story and a pithy tagline—and there’s a lot of life experience to make ‘em interesting.

When I’m not at my computer, I have a rotating list of hobbies. Currently adult figure skating, previously some combination of making leather-bound junk journals, beading, quad rollerskating, DIY nail art, and collecting Pokémon cards. I also have three beautiful senior dogs who look just like me and my husband.

I’m cool, you’re cool, let’s chat.

P.S. My consultancy name (Softblond) was lifted from the shade of a Clinique brow pencil.

A woman with blonde hair wearing a light pink sweater in front of a yellow wall with a framed picture, curtain, and a lamp in the background, appearing in various facial expressions across a video collage.

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Close-up of a sign with partially visible text and yellow sticky notes attached. The visible sign text reads 'ME ON STYLING THE' and 'Now Power Up'. One sticky note says 'WITH UNIVERSAL VOLTAGE!' and another says 'one base, less waste'.
A woman with blonde wavy hair wearing a white shirt, denim shorts, and silver high heels sits on a black chair, taking a selfie in a mirror. She has jewelry including layered necklaces and rings. One leg is crossed over the other, and she is in a room with purple curtains, a checkered wall, and a colorful, wavy decorative element with green lighting on the right side.
A smiling woman with blonde hair and a brown jacket crouches in front of shelves at a beauty store, holding her hands together in a pose. The shelves contain hair care products, styling tools, and accessories, with various packaging and labels visible.
Close-up of a blue Lexus car rear with a California license plate reading 'EM DASH' and a Lexus logo above.